Interview with CEO of prominent HDD component manufacturer:

Me: Hi Dato Janus Wong
Dato Anus Wong : Hi Kingsley, I am glad to have interview session after eating my own shit and defecate belacan
Me: err.. ok.. I just want to ask you....
Dato Anus Wong: I know I know lah. Many shareholder want to ask me why I keep on ESOS mah! I like loh, I want buy BMW for myself and overpay myself for not doing much work, you all small small shareholder suffer not my problem lah!
Me: Actually I only want to ask you why you call yourself Anus? Anus is asshole rite?
Dato Anus Wong: oh. Diu lei